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2010 | 2 years ago Today, I read an MLIA about how if you put your earphones in your nose, you can play music out of your mouth. It worked. I also discovered that if you do this in a public library, people will give you funny looks. MLIA
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2010 | 2 years ago Today, I realized how truly evil Voldemort is. He turned Cedric Diggory into Edward Cullen. MLIA
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2010 | 2 years ago Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet with my long-lost son, Luke, who my wife and I gave up for adoption 17 years ago. While sitting and waiting, a teenage boy walked up to me with a light-saber and shouted “Father, I am your Luke!”. How could I have ever given this boy up? MLIA.
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2010 | 2 years ago Last weekend, I slept at my friend’s house. While making breakfast the next morning, found a bag of Goldfish crackers. Remembering a previous MLIA post, I showed my friends that the first ingredient was smiles. My friend’s little sister overheard us reading the ingredient list, in which cheese occurs later in the list. She says, “Shouldn’t the cheese come before the smiles? You always say cheese before smiling for pictures.” Future philosopher? OH I think so. MLIA
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2010 | 2 years ago Today, i noticed that the word big is smaller than the word small. MLIA
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2010 | 2 years ago Today is pet a freshman day. I was petted 13 times. I’m a sophomore. MLIA
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2010 | 2 years ago Today, I met my new friend’s sister, who is gorgeous. She took one look at me and asked, “Are you seriously wearing a Cookie Monster shirt?” A little embarrassed, I mumbled, “yeah…” She then proceeded to unzip her jacket to reveal that she, too, was wearing a Cookie Monster shirt. We have a date tomorrow. MLIA.
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2010 | 2 years ago When my husband and I found out we were going to have a baby boy, my husband looked at me and asked “So, how does it feel to grow a penis?” I love my husband. MLIA
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2010 | 2 years ago Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. We used to read MLIA together every night when we were hanging up. He tried multiple times to get a story published but never managed to do so. So I am posting this just to throw it in your face, Chester. MLIA
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2010 | 2 years ago Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don’t know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. MLIA
